I Just Thought..

http://redditpics.fpapps.com//?thingid=t3_dgh38&url=http://i.imgur.com/yLHEV.jpg from Reddit Pics: http://redditpics.fpapps.com/

3 months ago

Do we need Siri

Of course it won’t run on iPhone 4. That’s part of Apple’s strategy, incremental meaningless hardware updates that are forced on you through intentional software barriers. You want Siri (which btw is not even an impressive piece of software…), you will pay the price of a new handset. Oh, and let’s not forget that 6 months or so from now iPhone 5 will come out, likely looking exactly like iPhone 4S but with 4G and some meaningless software that is locked to it just like Siri. Yawn.

Also, am I the only one wondering why exactly Apple needs all your voice commands routed through a central server to do something that android does right on your handset? Sounds like an excuse to harvest even more of your data without your consent (re: gps). Oh well, the iLemmings will undoubtedly continue to march off that overpriced, superglossy cliff one after another.
Edited by xCodeMonkeyx at 10/16/11 9:30 AM

3 months ago

(Source: kiwichiclets)

3 months ago

Five People playing 1 Guitar

(Source: Laughing Squid, via laughingsquid)

4 months ago

This is right up my street

(Source: Laughing Squid, via laughingsquid)

4 months ago

(Source: pouwshouw)

4 months ago

Cat dance

4 months ago

Funny as.

4 months ago

Syria Latest: A leaked internal memo suggests that Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has already personally selected the drain he intends to die in any day now.

The twenty-three page memo shows Assad has spent several months choosing the gutter, shortlisting a number of potential death-drains on the outskirts of Syria’s capital city, Damascus.

According to the memo, Assad selected his wish list of death-drains based on various factors:

i) How much arm room does the drain have? Is there enough room for him to unholster his pistol and attempt to blow his brains out?

ii) Is the drain on a hill? Will this ensure the best vantage point for the crowds of people filming his body being dragged out of the drain on their camera phones?

ii) Proximity to a Premier Inn? A nearby Premier Inn would be perfect for Assad to have a shower and get some breakfast, should he survive the night in his death-drain.

“I hope he’s got enough room in that drain for his long neck!” said C.I.A spokesman and amateur stand-up comedian Harrison Thaddeus-Cleveland.

“I don’t know if he’s going to eat some leaves off a tree, or order the deaths of thousands of innocent Syrians. Seriously, who apart from giraffes have necks that long?”

4 months ago